Am I Going Mad or Am I Just a Mommy?

Another Reason to Love Jerry O'Connell

As you all know, I have just crawled out from under a rock.   For the benefit of those like me, I thought I'd share Jerry O'Connell's spoof of Tom Cruise's Scientology indoctrination video.
(What a whack-job poor Tom has become!   I say good for Nicole for getting out of there, and is someone organizing a rescue mission for poor misguided Katie and darling little Suri?)

Okay, now that psycho Tom has given you reason to have nightmares for months, here's Jerry!  I think I now have to make room for him on my special list, along with Harrison and George, Johnny, Orlando, Viggo...

O, Gallant Knight!

We have a new arrival in our happy home, one that has been a long time in coming.

I'm such a proud Mama!  Let me share a picture with you:

                                             

Like most newborns, my little one can be very time-consuming and difficult.  I am more sleep-deprived than I thought possible.  As I mentioned here, our relationship got off to a rocky start when I nearly wiped out my baby's operating system last week.   

It appeared all was lost. 

But no!

Lo and behold, a knight in shining armor came to my rescue!

Sir Bob of Bangalore was his name.  He was wearing a telephone headset riding a white steed.  Like a patient lover, he stayed with me for hours and gently taught me how to coax my computer into submission. What's more, he even called the next day! 

                                        

                                               Sir Bob of Bangalore

In another time, in another place, maybe there would be a future for us.  Alas, I am a happily married woman with a husband, two human babies and one laptop to coddle.  Twas not to be. 

In his lilting voice, he bid me farewell, and I returned to my own life a little richer for the experience. 

Be well, kind Sir!  Whenever I hear my baby's soothing whir, I shall think of you.

Sigh!

* Okay, I admit it. That's not actually my gentle knight, but Bollywood sensation John Abraham.  Every girl's entitled to her fantasy.  (You're welcome, ladies.)

No Autographs, Please!

I'd like to give a big thanks to Bitter Tonic (a really funny lady, by the way) for pointing me in the direction of this fun activity, courtesy of MyHeritage.com My parents always said I had star quality! Now if I could only figure out who some of these ladies are, I'd be all set.

Strange, I've gotten Winona Ryder a lot, but she didn't even come up here. That's fine by me, given her more recent trouble with the law. You don't have to hide your valuables with me around, I swear! Who do you look like?